Who had a better Father's Day than me?

My mom told me 100% seriously to "Go Fuck Myself" in a restaurant! 

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Lol

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Lol. Sounds like a rad lady. She single? 

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You should've whipped it out and started masturbating.

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Haha

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I was fixing her tablet and telling her that all her damn photo app downloads were using all her storage and ram and that she had to plug it in to her PC and go through and figure out which of her 1000s of pics she could delete. 

She didn't like my answer. 

My brother and Dad laughed their dicks off. 

 

"I love you son!"

"Happy Father's Day Dad! Go Fuck Yourself!"

I am going to honor her by continuing this winning family holiday tradition! 

Although, let's be real for a second, David. This incident brings better understanding of your views on women. It all starts at home.

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she was right

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Thrill Hammer - 

Lol. Sounds like a rad lady. She single? 


My dad has been laughing at her for 45 years. She hasn't left him yet. 

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IronHands - 

Although, let's be real for a second, David. This incident brings better understanding of your views on women. It all starts at home.


Mom was never home! When Dad was at sea all of my uncles would visit! 


"I've never said no to a sailor yet!"


-MamaFu

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It is entirely possible this picture was taken the night I was conceived!

Screen name checks out

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My brother in law felt compelled to say out loud to the group, "I guess Im the only father here today..." while knowing full well that both of our wives(as well as my mother in law) lost the patriarch of the family(who he met and is fully aware of) to cancer.

 

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What I see when I look at DadFu

ShanTheMan - 

What I see when I look at DadFu


Bill Watts! LOL


Most of Florida thinks he's this guy now!


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DaveFu - 

It is entirely possible this picture was taken the night I was conceived!



Porcelain fleshlight fixture on the left?

Also, my god that 70's everything.

Actual pic of DFu:

 

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iclimb513 - 
DaveFu - 

It is entirely possible this picture was taken the night I was conceived!



Porcelain fleshlight fixture on the left?

Also, my god that 70's everything.

Submarine "Dolphin" I think. lol 


DaveFu -

My mom told me 100% seriously to "Go Fuck Myself" in a restaurant! 

Well? Did you?