Who is Chimono and WHY Does He Want Revenge?

Seriously? Is Chimono a witch doctor? Is he looking to shrink the heads of his enemies?

Is Chimono a Filipino Ghost looking for revenge against the Spanish Invaders?

Or? Is Chimonos a Plural… some tribe named the Chimonos of the Amazon rainforest and they want revenge because you stole their gold idol.

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Just asking questions

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@Chimonos_Revenge

Paging @Chimonos_Revenge @Chimonos_Ghost

He is a New England Patriots fan and proud homosexual

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Jack
Your post is redundant

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Better than being an angry drunk midget!

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Chimono, what does it mean?

My screen name was from an old fake fighter thread, Mark Bailey.

The 27 time sambo jiujitsu world champion ( verify this I dare you)

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One of his supposed tournament wins in Japan was against a bumch of guys with very similar sounding names to actual fighters like “andrei orlovski.” He supposedly fought a guy named “Chimono” who was seriously injured and was never seen again and implied that he died.

Hence, Chimonos Revenge

You bunch of noobs!

Never really expected to have 100,000 posts on this screen name. I thought about changing it a handful of times but it’s just kind of my handle here now

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Cheer Applause GIF by Peanuts

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You wanna know my backstory, OP?

FUCK YOU

Thats it

The More You Know Nbc GIF by For(bes) The Culture

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Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself

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“Mark Bailey is an MMA pro fighter and has participated in over three hundred fights. He held the World Fighting Championship title twenty-seven times, is a five-time shoot fighter of the year, and has won over five hundred and fifty grappling fights.”

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His story is almost as funny as Scott Blevins Claiming he trained with “Rocky Gracie” at the Main Gracie Academy in Virginia

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Fuck, everything needs a fucking prequel these days.

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RIP Chimono

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cool. the World’s only 5’10" midget

Wrong. I identify as a midget. Wanted to be puck from alpha flight growing up. Now I’m a midget in my mind, a mental midget.

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