Who wants to read a poem?

Well??? Phone Post 3.0

Homos?

I wrote you a MMA poem

anyway Kirik.. I hope you dislike it. Here goes.





First you have to meditate to total relaxation!!



It is part of the artistic theme of my poem that you have meditated to total relaxation while you read it!!!



It really makes the poem just that much better............























SO????



Did you meditate yet??????????????????



























































































































Is the music playing yet???????????





































































































YES???????????

























































































































































Well then lets get to my MMA poem!!!!!!





Kirik Lake Phone Post 3.0

Kirik Lake a poem by OMA (tm)



Sunny day



Cool, green water



Pine trees breezing



Water lapping at the shore



Like a friendly, rabid dog



Foaming at the mouth



Waiting to taste legs





The diving cliff



Just enough distance



To light the joint



And smoke it



Uncle Kirik







Most of the time



I ditch you



But now



You save the day



And we can be friends



Weed is the bond











Life is funny



And the sun sets





And the sky turns



Dark blue



Except for the very end of it



Which remains



Fire red



A charcoal briquette



Dying



In the vast ocean



Of the night sky







Then there is a giggle



From the darkening woods



The two girls



From earlier



Snuck out



To see us





Let's go!





I get the good one Phone Post 3.0

ImTheSandMan - Why did you kill kimo bro, jesus had to start resurrecting mother fuckers. Phone Post 3.0
Kimos career is what's really dead ;-) Phone Post 3.0

Lol..OMA delivers. Phone Post 3.0

I enjoy a bit of classic OMA. Phone Post 3.0

Where is Kirik??

Typical fascist Kirik no shows a beautiful thread with honest self expression. Phone Post 3.0

Sad to see the Midwest Champ of the World run off by indifference

I was trotty trotty trotting

down a pathy pathy path

when a wiki wiki wiki

chucka gorpa gorpa smash

says im in this squirrel's head

if you'll just chompa chompa pop

so I think about it think about it

yessa yessa hop

then I chasey chasey chasey

little furry furry friend

and he's screamy screamy pleady

at the road's a-lazy end

and it's red and purple entrails

on my facey facey smile

and I'm sharpy toothy chompy

all the wolfie wolfie while

-Mitch Cumstein

2JupitersTooMany -


-Mitch Cumstein

Cumstein...investigative journalist/poet. His work in breaking the Ariel Helwani/UFC scandal has earned him international acclaim. Phone Post 3.0

Pernicious - Sad to see the Midwest Champ of the World run off by indifference
Clearly you are reading a different thread than this one! Phone Post 3.0

I framed a copy of Kirk Lake in 2002, gave it to my uncle for his lake cabin, lost track of it when he got locked up for molesting a Girl Scout who had wandered away from Camp Hazel over Labor Day weekend. Phone Post 3.0

She had those coconut ones, girl couldn't catch a break. Phone Post 3.0

hOMAsexualforShields (tm) - 
Pernicious - Sad to see the Midwest Champ of the World run off by indifference
Clearly you are reading a different thread than this one! Phone Post 3.0

I wish I could tell you they're all just holing bar sluts in your honor.

I wish I could tell you that - but the UG is no fairy-tale world.