Why are there so many redhead juvenile delinquents

I swear for such a small percentage of the population there's like a million 11 year old ed Herman's roaming the streets with Kool aid stained lips and hoodies just closing in on their life of stealing BMX bikes and robbing slushies from the corner store

Seems like redhead kids are either future criminals, freak athletes , or straight up dorks

Thankfully god changed my hair color in middle school to brown Phone Post 3.0

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Gritty - I swear for such a small percentage of the population there's like a million 11 year old ed Herman's roaming the streets with Kool aid stained lips and hoodies just closing in on their life of stealing BMX bikes and robbing slushies from the corner store

Seems like redhead kids are either future criminals, freak athletes , or straight up dorks

Thankfully god changed my hair color in middle school to brown Phone Post 3.0
Are you in South Boston? Phone Post 3.0
Couple states up... Where we're even paler

Maybe I should have just said Irish kids Phone Post 3.0