Why do English say "massive" so much?

Tried to listen to an EPL game on Sirius and announcers and commentators were saying this every second sentence.

What is wrong with you limey wankers?

Ever heard of a thesaurus?

They don't just say it once.

 

They throw another "massive" in there after the first "massive."

 

I think it's for emphasis.

It's because they have fucked up teeth and they boil everything. Phone Post 3.0

Involuntary compensatory reaction IMO

(THEY HAVE SMALL PECKERS) Phone Post 3.0

In before "OP is a massive faggot" Phone Post 3.0

The Donkeypuncher - In before "OP is a massive faggot" Phone Post 3.0


...or mah-siv mah-siv faggot.

Robbie is a massive alpha. Phone Post 3.0

They also constantly replace the "A" sound with the "R" sound. 

"Americer"

"Obamer"

"Chiner"

What the fuck is wrong with you fucking wankers?

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Phuckles - 


They also constantly replace the "A" sound with the "R" sound. 



"Americer"



"Obamer"



"Chiner"



What the fuck is wrong with you fucking wankers?


Yeah, this is the one that I want explained. Where are they finding that R?

It all started with the 'Kersal Massive'

Some words that start with th sound like an f too.

Bath-baf
North -Norf

Wtf Limeys, I thought they spoke English in England! Phone Post 3.0

pin909 - Some words that start with th sound like an f too.

Bath-baf
North -Norf

Wtf Limeys, I thought they spoke English in England! Phone Post 3.0
Or end in Th too.

Bother-bover
Thing-fing
Think-fink Phone Post 3.0

brilliant innit?

Those blokes are having a massive attack in'it mate cheerio Phone Post 3.0

pin909 - Some words that start with th sound like an f too.

Bath-baf
North -Norf

Wtf Limeys, I thought they spoke English in England! Phone Post 3.0

That's a Londoner's accent. You can literally travel 30 miles to a different city in England and you will get a completely different accent.

I love the way you folks say "brilliant!" & "she's fit".

Also that aussie fucker or whateverthefuck he is from DreamFC. "Good night Irene!"

The Jamaicans brought it to England.

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^I think he's from Glory or the debunked K1.