Only slightly related but have you ever been driving and pulled up to a drive through with a friend and they start asking for some vague shit that might not even be on the menu and they're expecting you to relay their idiotic musings to the order taker? Holy shit I want to stab those people.
I usually have my wallet ready but always feel bad when I get change cause it takes forever to put the cash and change back in the wallet, wallet in the purse and then grab stuff and go.
I hate those bitches that dig through their purse looking for exact change. "I'm pretty sure I saw a nickel down there somewhere."
You know what bitch......here's a fucking dollar.