^An excellent and valid point^
Tim Shitting himself, not that crazy video
Wonder if them monks feel bad for pretending 
^^^^nah. my guess is they've basically convinced themselves its real, regardless of evidence and fact. people of all religions do this, after all.
Because it's way too dangerous for MMA. The UFC would have to replace fencing in the cage with plexiglass to keep all the exploding body parts from hitting the audience.
I'm a chi master. It's obvious that I could stroll into the UFC and win every single title they have (my chi powers also allow me to perform great feats of weight-cutting), but I won't do it because it's simply too dangerous. These young men have to fight to earn a living, but one single touch from me could result in career-ending injuries or even death! That would be cruel and unfair.
It is my duty to avoid MMA at all cost. Not doing so would make me a murderer.
Because there is only one GOKU!
JHR -Mud Monster - I actually worked with a foreigner who practiced Kung Fu for a long time and told me about the power of chi. Said they could knock out people without even touching them and made a wild claim they could make someone shit their pants with a small one finger touch. I made them try the shit thing on me...not even close to working. In hindsight I would have been quite embarrassed, but impressed if it would have.
I got drunk a few years ago.
The night was a blur.
Now that you mention it, and by the looks of me the next morning, I'm pretty sure somebody used the Chi on me.
I think I might have came across the same person a couple times, whoever it is they got some serious chi power judging from what they did to me.
Brilliant thread, and lol at 1:40 of that vid
^^^ the alleged claim of tim sharting is very jesuslike.
gif or it never happened.
The fuck?
Chi = inner energy
Every athlete uses this to various degrees.