Why I won't wear pants

You can smell my farts with or without them, so why should I give a fuck whether my bare asshole touches anything you might come in contact with later? If you're so weak that you can't fend off e. coli on your own, you deserve to die anyway. My freedom to a bare sphincter trumps your cholera-free day.

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Jorts or GTFO. 

You do you ma'am 

“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

? Issac Asimov

whatever you do, don't sit on my finger bro

hang brain