why isn't Jeff Goldblum in movies anymore?

dude had this amazing screen presence that I hadn't seen since I first saw a young Brando A Street Car Named Desire. Goldblum always STOLE the show in every scene he's in and his characters were ALWAYS pivotal for the movie to conclude. Even when he's not in a movie, he still steals the show because you can't help but think "Man if Jeff Goldblum was in this, this movie would be so much better."

I don't know if it's just me, but I enjoy nothing more than watching the classics...Godfather, Star Wars, Shawshank, Chinatown, etc with Jeff's heavenly visage mentally imposed on the lead actor's face.

Thus, it is with great sorrow that I ask: why, pray tell have this titanic thespian not acted recently?

He was in the The League recently played Roxins dad. Phone Post

I asked the same about Gene Hackman. Cause, you know, when was he ever in a bad movie or at least not totally great in a movie.

Turns out Gene is just old and doesn't work much anymore.

Not sure on Goldblum.

I hear he's busy teaching acting to dumb young sluts and banging them. Phone Post 3.0

goes to my gym and saw him at whole foods the other day...seems like a total douche

Poop Doodle - I hear he's busy teaching acting to dumb young sluts and banging them. Phone Post 3.0

Ill take that job. Phone Post

Due to my lady friend, I'm aware of a recurring role he has on Glee.

Deathwish was his best role ever...

Portlandia. It's not a knot Phone Post 3.0

TheGreatGodMARS - 
Poop Doodle - I hear he's busy teaching acting to dumb young sluts and banging them. Phone Post 3.0

Ill take that job. Phone Post


I was friends for a while with a guy who claimed to know him. I don't know if he actually did, but he said Goldblum basically chose projects based on whether there were any women in the cast he wanted to try to bang.

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Because Matt LeBlanc pissed on him.

MARC BULGER - 

I know he fucked one of Rogans friend's wife. He was her acting teacher, straight plowed her. Phone Post


Is this on a JRE? If so, what number?

Onikage -
MARC BULGER - 

I know he fucked one of Rogans friend's wife. He was her acting teacher, straight plowed her. Phone Post


Is this on a JRE? If so, what number?
It was on one if the Andy Dick episodes. Im pretty sure it was Andy's wife he was banging. Phone Post 3.0

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Ditto Steve Guttenberg

Stonecutters disbanded Phone Post 3.0

He was awesome as Ruxin's dad on The League. Phone Post 3.0

H'es busy slingin dick and throwing ropes SON

BigWave Dave -
Onikage -
MARC BULGER -  I know he fucked one of Rogans friend's wife. He was her acting teacher, straight plowed her. Phone Post

Is this on a JRE? If so, what number?
It was on one if the Andy Dick episodes. Im pretty sure it was Andy's wife he was banging. Phone Post 3.0

Andy dick has a wife?

Shocked. Phone Post

He was groundbreaking in Deathwish. Phone Post 3.0