Why isn't tether ball in the Olympics?

More entertaining than a fist fights. I just cleaned out the courts at lawndale elementary and had a blast. 

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is there a worse game than tetherball? whip it over your oppents head and win... I don't even understand how that was ever considered entertaining?

Wayne Glamcock - 

is there a worse game than tetherball? whip it over your oppents head and win... I don't even understand how that was ever considered entertaining?


I would rather watch tetherball than women fight in the UFC. I’m just trying to figure out who would be better, African Americans or Asians. I could see advantages to both groups.

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Wayne Glamcock -

is there a worse game than tetherball? whip it over your oppents head and win... I don't even understand how that was ever considered entertaining?

It's basically one on one punching. The rope is the health bar. 

hankhill -
Wayne Glamcock - 

is there a worse game than tetherball? whip it over your oppents head and win... I don't even understand how that was ever considered entertaining?


I would rather watch tetherball than women fight in the UFC. I’m just trying to figure out who would be better, African Americans or Asians. I could see advantages to both groups.

Are you gay? That boi ain't straight

WuTangDan -
Wayne Glamcock -

is there a worse game than tetherball? whip it over your oppents head and win... I don't even understand how that was ever considered entertaining?

It's basically one on one punching. The rope is the health bar. 

I need to see how hardcore tetherball is played

Played varsity Tether Ball in High School. I was looking great for a full ride to college.

Then it happened: Completely blew out my pinky. Saw three hand specialists. Career over.

Haven't slapped a Tether Ball since... too many damn memories.

Who even cares...? My crawlspace water removal business is doing just fine. Don't need no stupid sports. It's just a game anyay.

SWIGS 9TH BEER

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Height matters 

shen - Played varsity Tether Ball in High School. I was looking great for a full ride to college.

Then it happened: Completely blew out my pinky. Saw three hand specialists. Career over.

Haven't slapped a Tether Ball since... too many damn memories.

Who even cares...? My crawlspace water removal business is doing just fine. Don't need no stupid sports. It's just a game anyay.

SWIGS 9TH BEER

I punch the tetherball. Is this legal? Some kids complained because of my innovation. 

Wayne Glamcock -
WuTangDan -
Wayne Glamcock -

is there a worse game than tetherball? whip it over your oppents head and win... I don't even understand how that was ever considered entertaining?

It's basically one on one punching. The rope is the health bar. 

I need to see how hardcore tetherball is played

You can whip it over your opponent or under it they are too good like me. 

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shen - Played varsity Tether Ball in High School. I was looking great for a full ride to college.

Then it happened: Completely blew out my pinky. Saw three hand specialists. Career over.

Haven't slapped a Tether Ball since... too many damn memories.

Who even cares...? My crawlspace water removal business is doing just fine. Don't need no stupid sports. It's just a game anyay.

SWIGS 9TH BEER

I challenge you... To a beer

WuTangDan - 
shen - Played varsity Tether Ball in High School. I was looking great for a full ride to college.

Then it happened: Completely blew out my pinky. Saw three hand specialists. Career over.

Haven't slapped a Tether Ball since... too many damn memories.

Who even cares...? My crawlspace water removal business is doing just fine. Don't need no stupid sports. It's just a game anyay.

SWIGS 9TH BEER

I challenge you... To a beer


^ shit just got real

samichlaus - 
WuTangDan - 
shen - Played varsity Tether Ball in High School. I was looking great for a full ride to college.

Then it happened: Completely blew out my pinky. Saw three hand specialists. Career over.

Haven't slapped a Tether Ball since... too many damn memories.

Who even cares...? My crawlspace water removal business is doing just fine. Don't need no stupid sports. It's just a game anyay.

SWIGS 9TH BEER

I challenge you... To a beer



I WALKED AWAY from that damn game!

It took my youth, my dreams, my soul.

Not paying it any more mind. I just wish these damn stupid dreams of winning the World Tether Ball Championships would stop, because I DO NOT CARE!!!

--And I already have my own dildo beer coz, thank you very much!

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Although a bitter alcoholic... I would possibly be open to COACHING a rag-tag group of Tether Ball players for the upcoming U.S. Tether Ball Open.

-- Even though NO ONE would give them the slightest chance of winning and only a crazy person would waste their time to coach a group of misfits thinking they could turn them into an elite Tether Ball team on such short notice.

shen -
Although a bitter alcoholic... I would possibly be open to COACHING a rag-tag group of Tether Ball players for the upcoming U.S. Tether Ball Open.

-- Even though NO ONE would give them the slightest chance of winning and only a crazy person would waste their time to coach a group of misfits thinking they could turn them into an elite Tether Ball team on such short notice.

Hahaha


 


You and the dimwits VS me and the revolution!