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Why Kenny Florian is now an average UGer
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<p>The average UGer has a supermodel girlfriend, 20" guns, a cock like a burmese python, and lives in a mansion. It is not widely known, but retired UFC middleweight, welterweight, lightweight, and featherweight Kenny Florian, who currently works as a FOX analyst and UFC color commentator, got his Kenflo ring name from his UG screenname.</p>
Come to find out, he is, actually, an average UGer.
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Married to the North-Carolina-born model and actress Clark Gilmer, known for America's Next Top Model, Millionaire Matchmaker, and the 2012 Academy Award for Best Picture Argo.
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20" Guns. Florian actually has something better. The best hair in mixed martial arts. Kenny Florian's hair > 20" guns. #FACT. Check.
Having worked weigh ins at a number of early shows in New England, let me just say Kenny Florian's dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
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Which brings us to the mansion.
Kenny Florian just bought one, for $2,750,000, in the Hollywood Hiils, from Aussie rocker ocker Chris Cester. The LA Times has the details.
The remodeled English Country-style home, built in the 1920s, centers on a formal living room with barrel vault ceilings, dark wood floors and a fireplace. A chandelier-topped dining room done in zebra-print wallpaper sits off the living room.
Other spaces include a step-down den and a kitchen with a center island. Two master suites are among the four bedrooms and four bathrooms.
Outdoors, hedged grounds of about a third of an acre feature a swimming pool and spa with a waterfall feature. A detached garage/studio sits behind gates at the front of the home.
So there you have it - Kenny 'Kenflo' Florian, average UGer.
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