Why should I slow down for turtles?

All kinds of signs around here to watch out for turtles crossing the road. There was even an article in the paper by some fucking hippy that said you should get out of your vehicle and pick them up somehow and carry them across.

If these animals have not evolved enough to cross a roadway, then maybe they don't have a place in the modern world.

I don't go out of my way to hit them, but I don't go out of my way to avoid them either. Fuck em.

Phone Post 3.0

You never know if they're ninjas.  It's for your own protection

Because if you don't, you won't be able to achieve or maintain an erection.

Because fuck you that's why.

- The Turtles Phone Post 3.0

PoiuPoiu - i once ran over a turtle. i was in a van, it felt like we were going to tip over.

the turtle shot out sideways and smashed into the curb
Real life Mario cart? Where do you live? I'm moving immediately! Phone Post 3.0

Idk man, you might want to actually stay away from turtles on the road.

Like what if it bounces off your tire and slams another car off the road Mario Kart style? Phone Post 3.0

Because turtles are Robbie's favorite animal! Phone Post 3.0

I actually got a flat tire from running over a turtle. Phone Post 3.0

Because turtles are cool you son of a bitch. Get out and help them. It's the right thing to do. Like helping the elderly cross the street. Phone Post 3.0