All kinds of signs around here to watch out for turtles crossing the road. There was even an article in the paper by some fucking hippy that said you should get out of your vehicle and pick them up somehow and carry them across.
If these animals have not evolved enough to cross a roadway, then maybe they don't have a place in the modern world.
I don't go out of my way to hit them, but I don't go out of my way to avoid them either. Fuck em.
You never know if they're ninjas. It's for your own protection
Because if you don't, you won't be able to achieve or maintain an erection.
Because fuck you that's why.
- The Turtles 
PoiuPoiu - i once ran over a turtle. i was in a van, it felt like we were going to tip over.Real life Mario cart? Where do you live? I'm moving immediately!
the turtle shot out sideways and smashed into the curb
Idk man, you might want to actually stay away from turtles on the road.
Like what if it bounces off your tire and slams another car off the road Mario Kart style?
Because turtles are Robbie's favorite animal!
I actually got a flat tire from running over a turtle.
Because turtles are cool you son of a bitch. Get out and help them. It's the right thing to do. Like helping the elderly cross the street.