Wife and Kids Gone for the Night

Been a while since I had a night to myself.  So far I have poured myself a nice 15 year old bourbon and turned on Vikings.  Thinking about making some popcorn and throwing on a movie a little later.  What movie shoudl I watch?  

You beat off yet? 

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2inchpunisher -

You beat off yet? 

This

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Fathead D - 

Been a while since I had a night to myself.  So far I have poured myself a nice 15 year old bourbon and turned on Vikings.  Thinking about making some popcorn and throwing on a movie a little later.  What movie shoudl I watch?  

Porn?

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2inchpunisher -

You beat off yet? 

*randy marsh cum picture*

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Fathead D -

Been a while since I had a night to myself.  So far I have poured myself a nice 15 year old bourbon and turned on Vikings.  Thinking about making some popcorn and throwing on a movie a little later.  What movie shoudl I watch?  

Anal Teen Tryouts is a favorite of mine, particularly the second installment of the series.

Volume up. 

big tv. 

Vid of some girl getting just destroyed.

got to town buddy, it’s your night. 

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On a good note, I may have flogged the hog and have a good buzz going from the bourbon.

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Just remember to take the tape out of the VCR bro!! 

Django unchained, John wick, or Boondocks saints. Finish the night with grandmas boy

Fathead D -

Been a while since I had a night to myself.  So far I have poured myself a nice 15 year old bourbon and turned on Vikings.  Thinking about making some popcorn and throwing on a movie a little later.  What movie shoudl I watch?  

You should watch a pile of coke go up your nose. 

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Fathead D -

Been a while since I had a night to myself.  So far I have poured myself a nice 15 year old bourbon and turned on Vikings.  Thinking about making some popcorn and throwing on a movie a little later.  What movie shoudl I watch?  

Dont forget the double cheese pepperoni pizza. Watch something with lots of tits and guns. I suggest under siege

clattymine -

Volume up. 

big tv. 

Vid of some girl getting just destroyed.

got to town buddy, it’s your night. 

I legitimately lol'd

jarroyo -

Django unchained, John wick, or Boondocks saints. Finish the night with grandmas boy

Just started Django

Tug it out, drink up, and just enjoy the silence and time to yourself. I rarely get these, but man do I take advantage when I do. 

 

Enjoy, you lucky son of a gun!

So like a normal well adjusted person (with a buzz)... I turned on some Lamb of God, put on my body armor, and cleaned out my gun safe.  I thought it would be a good idea to do that while she was gone just to be safe.  I found stuff I forgot I bought.  It is sort of like Christmas.

Invite a random dude over

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Fathead D -

So like a normal well adjusted person (with a buzz)... I turned on some Lamb of God, put on my body armor, and cleaned out my gun safe.  I thought it would be a good idea to do that while she was gone just to be safe.  I found stuff I forgot I bought.  It is sort of like Christmas.

Question from a guy that doesn’t have a gun safe... did you put on the body armor in case of a misfire or ammo explosion during the cleaning of the safe? Or does it just feel cool?

DrOrloff -
Fathead D -

So like a normal well adjusted person (with a buzz)... I turned on some Lamb of God, put on my body armor, and cleaned out my gun safe.  I thought it would be a good idea to do that while she was gone just to be safe.  I found stuff I forgot I bought.  It is sort of like Christmas.

Question from a guy that doesn’t have a gun safe... did you put on the body armor in case of a misfire or ammo explosion during the cleaning of the safe? Or does it just feel cool?

All guns in my safe are unloaded.  The true reason I put it on is that I had to take it out of the safe and I didn't really have anywhere to put it that was out of the way.  So I wore it.