wife headed to vegas today

with a dozen or so chicks to go see magic mike, and ride the cock carousel obviously.

looking for volunteer og escorts to look after them.

Me too!!!!!

oh thank goodness! "dong weekend," ad the other husbands and i have been calling it is at the hard rock, but theyre staying at aria.

davefu- can i count on you to make sure the wives are all safe?

lubes up

apparently the magical michael show was not good- people either got up and left part way in, or fell asleep.

being the trooper my wife is, she watched the whole thing. yay!

microbiologynerd - apparently the magical michael show was not good- people either got up and left part way in, or fell asleep.

being the trooper my wife is, she watched the whole thing. yay!

Of course she is gonna say that. Did you expect her to say "It was so hot that I fucked the first guy I saw when I left the show." She is trying to make you feel better and sounds like it worked. 

she is a sneaky one!!

the car upon return was full of mcdonalds bags and reeked of girl farts.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas....

rezzz - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas....

Until it rips out of her vagina 9 months later and looks strangely tan for an infant. 

MickColins -
rezzz - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas....

Until it rips out of her vagina 9 months later and looks strangely tan for an infant. 

Can't get pregnant if she swallows.

^ everyone is correct, obviously

For you to joke about it says you guys must have a good relationship. She had fun in Vegas with her girls, but she keeps the sexy time between you and her, if I were to guess.

Wait, that's kind of a boring story.

She....ummm....couldn't walk right when she returned and needed to go to the proctologist, right?

^ it was roomier in there last night. maybe i got smaller?

^ That's what I tell myself after my wife returns from Vegas. She always seems to be a little sore "down there", too. Can't quite put my finger on it. I think it's probably the small plan seats she has to fly back on. Yeah, that's it.

i took some surveilance photos

 

warning: do not view if u r a straight male

 

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