Wife’s out. I’m having a beer watching office space

If she says girls night out too often
Wait til she’s about to walk out the door and say I’m coming with you
If she turns around and starts getting ready for bed
Bad News Bro

What time does your wife need to be back?

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The old bone rollercoaster

Hey Peter! Watch out for your corn hole bud.


She’s just got back. She went straight to bed as she fell over and hurt her groin. She’s icing it so it must be bad. I’m going to take her up a camomile tea.


Drinking alone sucks…

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