Wife tells me to post this to teh OG...

So last night I got up about 03:00hrs and was hungry.

I went to the kitchen and had a tin of smoked oysters.

Brush my teeth.

I went back to bed.

Wife wakes up and says, "What's that smell?"

I say, "I had some smoked oysters. I brushed my teeth but I guess you can still smell it a bit on my breath. Sorry. Wanna make out?"

Wife says, "Oh f*ck. Ok. You should post about this on teh OG."

True story...

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she needs some ph balancing wash, had the same issue with her. kinda why I stopped going down on her. 

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Ice cubes first to get rid of smell.

thedogofdogs -

Ice cubes first to get rid of smell.

I brushed my teeth thinking the smoked oyster smell would be taken care of.

It wasn't I guess.

She still wanted to make out with me.

So...I got that going for me.

GnP Sonnen -

she needs some ph balancing wash, had the same issue with her. kinda why I stopped going down on her. 

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That’s a disgusting snack, let alone late night snack. 

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John Wick -

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Yeah, I love a nice tin of smoked oysters.

AsBiesball -

That’s a disgusting snack, let alone late night snack. 

You sir, are worse than Hitler.

She probably smells the Canada on you Douglas, go to the USA and report back.

Robert Thomas -

She probably smells the Canada on you Douglas, go to the USA and report back.

I've actually nailed quite a few american women and never been impressed.

I guess when you don't know any better, mediocre is acceptable.

We Canadians have higher quality tastes.

Sorry.

Claims higher taste after eating a can of smoked oysters. Is Canada retarded?

James Franco -

Claims higher taste after eating a can of smoked oysters. Is Canada retarded?

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So, is a Tin of Smoked Oysters Canada speak for a pair of hairy swampy man balls?

GnP Sonnen - 

she needs some ph balancing wash, had the same issue with her. kinda why I stopped going down on her. 

I had the same issue, stopped as well

Get her ass and say oh ya? I was just eating your pussy while you slept

Al Cappucino -

So, is a Tin of Smoked Oysters Canada speak for a pair of hairy swampy man balls?

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Brianmx234 -

Get her ass and say oh ya? I was just eating your pussy while you slept

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She thought that was worthy of a thread? 

This is your way of telling us you’re married to KingSchlong?