Wife's reunion tonight, should be interesting!

My wife grew up in a SMALL southern town. Tonight is her HS reunion, her graduating class was 68 people.
This should be an interesting night, her last one was a bit rough. The guys weren't big fans of the Yankee (me) that took their friend away to the big city. So hopefully tonight goes a bit smoother. She is decorating right now for the party and I am bored.
Wish me luck! Phone Post 3.0

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Show them all your big penis. It should shut them up pretty quick.

Soon. Phone Post 3.0

mma trane - Show them all your big penis. It should shut them up pretty quick.

Or at least show us

Are they ignorant trash hillbillys, or fun rednecks. Phone Post 3.0

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mma trane - Show them all your big penis. It should shut them up pretty quick.
Forget the penis, show them the door! Phone Post 3.0

UGCTT_Sk1tzO420 - Are they ignorant trash hillbillys, or fun rednecks. Phone Post 3.0
I'm guessing 50/50% Phone Post 3.0

Lux Fixxins - Why are you going to that again? Phone Post 3.0
To be a supportive husband.. wife told me I didn't have to go, I assumed it was a test. Phone Post 3.0

GROUNDnLB -
mma trane - Show them all your big penis. It should shut them up pretty quick.
Forget the penis, show them the door! Phone Post 3.0
This Phone Post 3.0

Good luck bro, and don't drink any of the shine they offer you Phone Post 3.0

Severnsmustache -
Lux Fixxins - Why are you going to that again? Phone Post 3.0
To be a supportive husband.. wife told me I didn't have to go, I assumed it was a test. Phone Post 3.0
Isn't everything they say a test, really?

Mark Phone Post 3.0

Everytime you're in a group conversation, pronounce a lot of foreign words in the proper dialect like Alex Trebek... Southerners love that Phone Post 3.0

LakerUp -
Res ipsa loquitar -


Take pics of your door with you. Quality woodwork is like hick kryptonite...

Better yet, take pics of your penis adjacent to your door. That way they really know you're a man with serious wood. Phone Post 3.0
Vtfu

And pic of wife in front of door please Phone Post 3.0

Are you driving the R8?

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When you are mingling she should alternate introducing you as her husband and cousin. Phone Post 3.0

Wear a Hillary 2016 pin on your jacket.

HaoleBoy - Are you driving the R8?

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No. Had to drive wife, her friend that flew in and the kids down. Drove a truck.
Parked at hotel and taking cab to reunion. Phone Post 3.0

Severnsmustache -
HaoleBoy - Are you driving the R8?

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No. Had to drive wife, her friend that flew in and the kids down. Drove a truck.
Parked at hotel and taking cab to reunion. Phone Post 3.0
Kids are at grandparents house Phone Post 3.0