Will one of you go and get me an iced tea?

Large black iced tea with a little bit of that liquid sugar in there.

And get whatever for yourself and we'll split it 60-40.

I'd go but my wife and kids just left me. Wife cleaned out our bank account and maxed out every credit card. So if anyone else takes you up on this offer could you also buy me a couple of pizza's and maybe tell me a good location I can park my car? Thanks a bunch.

Maybe, were are you located and how big are your boobs?

Will you massage my feet?

OP's mom showed me where to "park my car"