Will someone buy me a ps4 please?

I would like a PlayStation 4 but I don't have enough money to buy one. In exchange for your very generous gift I will vote you up everyday for one week...that is SEVEN vote ups. I will also say nice things to you. For example..."thanks very much for the console,you're a really generous and nice person and I bet u have a massive hog" (or if you're a girl then I will substitute 'massive hog' for 'nice perky boobies') ...Things like that. Anyways, cheers.. Phone Post 3.0

I'll DM you some cock pics. It's no PS3 but it should hold you over until you get one. Phone Post 3.0

GayBred - I'll DM you some cock pics. It's no PS3 but it should hold you over until you get one. Phone Post 3.0
I will accept your kind offer and look forward to said cock pics. vu for man sausage. Phone Post 3.0

If asking politely doesn't work then I will make a new thread threatening people and hope that works out better. Phone Post 3.0

Right, 60 people have viewed this thread...surely 1 in 60 people would be generous enough to give me their hard earned money!? Selfish...so selfish. And everything I've done for you. Phone Post 3.0

Bruce Bowen -
ChiefMac - I would like a PlayStation 4 but I don't have enough money to buy one. In exchange for your very generous gift I will vote you up everyday for one week...that is SEVEN vote ups. I will also say nice things to you. For example..."thanks very much for the console,you're a really generous and nice person and I bet u have a massive hog" (or if you're a girl then I will substitute 'massive hog' for 'nice perky boobies') ...Things like that. Anyways, cheers.. Phone Post 3.0
Ill donate money if I see dick pics Phone Post 3.0
Someone is donating dick pics apparently so when they come through I will provide! I love that dick pics are currency in here lmao Phone Post 3.0

Sexton Hardcastle - I like your style, OP. Here's a VU. It's worth .000001/Dollar Phone Post 3.0
Every little helps. I would vote u up back but I'm only allowed one a day or apparently this website will implode. Phone Post 3.0

Someone's going to mail you a ps4 box with some bricks in it. Phone Post 3.0

I have donated 500usd so you can get one. You should prob get it tomorrow or at the latest monday. Phone Post 3.0

Fold me like one of your lawn chairs - Someone's going to mail you a ps4 box with some bricks in it. Phone Post 3.0
Hahah well I've seen empty boxes on eBay going for like a tenner and I can always sell the bricks to a trade yard for a few pennies!! I only need about 30 of these packages and along with the dick pics I'm being sent....I think this will be a very profitable little thread. Phone Post 3.0

Yeah U like that U Fkin Idiot - I have donated 500usd so you can get one. You should prob get it tomorrow or at the latest monday. Phone Post 3.0
And that's why u have always been my favourite poster on this website. I've followed your work for years. Phone Post 3.0

I was gonna get the PS4 but decided on the Game Phillip instead, comes with 2 playstation controllers and a lightgun. It's basically the same thing but way cheaper!

blas4ublasphemy - I was gonna get the PS4 but decided on the Game Phillip instead, comes with 2 playstation controllers and a lightgun. It's basically the same thing but way cheaper!
Wots the game Phillip? Phone Post 3.0

Get a job junkie Phone Post 3.0

ChiefMac - 
blas4ublasphemy - I was gonna get the PS4 but decided on the Game Phillip instead, comes with 2 playstation controllers and a lightgun. It's basically the same thing but way cheaper!
Wots the game Phillip? Phone Post 3.0

Google it, has a kid without a neck on the box. Don't worry though I play mine all the time and my neck is still fine.

NHBDaddy - Get a job junkie Phone Post 3.0
Quit being a lazy fuck and get out there and show your OG brethren what that mouth do. Phone Post 3.0

blas4ublasphemy -
ChiefMac - 
blas4ublasphemy - I was gonna get the PS4 but decided on the Game Phillip instead, comes with 2 playstation controllers and a lightgun. It's basically the same thing but way cheaper!
Wots the game Phillip? Phone Post 3.0

Google it, has a kid without a neck on the box. Don't worry though I play mine all the time and my neck is still fine.
Lmfao I wish I could post pictures because that is glorious. Alas I am too poor to afford this luxurious premium website feature. Phone Post 3.0

thetouchofdeath -
NHBDaddy - Get a job junkie Phone Post 3.0
Quit being a lazy fuck and get out there and show your OG brethren what that mouth do. Phone Post 3.0
I would argue if your idea didn't sound practical, profitable and, well, damn good fun. Now to find 300 cocks. Phone Post 3.0

I bet if we all do age $1 we can get this guy a PS3 Phone Post 3.0

Happy to donate buddy. Post your bank details. Phone Post 3.0