Boring as fuck 
Yes
Yeah
Bellators free card last night was way better.
Old people fucking is more exciting and at least you can masturbate to that.
Paying for a PPV is truly a game of bingo these days.
Glad I didn't buy.
UFC 178 was good though.
Terrible. 
It's so bad I almost don't even care who wins between Aldo and Mendes...
Dana said if you don't appreciate this card then your an egg and are not a true fan.
Affirmative
Come on main event, please be worth it!!
who buys this hot garbage anyways?
Went to the bar for this one.
Hoping Aldo and Mendes both come to finish
I can't wait to hear what tactic Dana uses to lecture the US customers after this one.
"You fucking goofs don't know what technique is about. This Brazilian crowd sure as fuck appreciated it"
"Like I say every fucking card. If you don't like it, don't watch. I don't give a shit."
"How many times do I have to say oversaturation is not a fucking problem? Some of these have off nights, first fight jitters, or whatever."
I knew this card was gonna suck ass, but i have to admit, im excited to see the main event.
You took what I was feeling and captured it perfectly with your words.
...very poetic
I'm trying to make myself care, but I'm running out of options
fuck it
go mendes
I'm rooting for Mendes
just so I can say something relevant actually happened on this card if he wins
I knew I bought this card for a reason
fight of the year imo