Was hitting on this insanely fine 22yr old bartender today at a bar where I was sitting at the bar having dinner WITHOUT the wife. Now me and the wife have an understanding, I can flirt all I want if she is there and she usually joins in and we try to pick up girls if the vibe is right. HOWEVER, we never fuck around without each other. 17yrs success thusfar.
Well fellas. I fell in love tonight with this bartender and we were clicking like crazy. Exchanged FB friendships and told her i'd bring her to watch football since she is a sports nut and i have tix on the regular.
Then it hit. MAJOR fucking lower abdomen charlie horse. Like those horrible hamstring ones you get that are paralizing as fuck. Yea, except in my lower ab. Needless to say she almost wanted to call an ambulance for me I was in so much pain.
I walked out of the restaurant after quickly paying my tab. Feeling like a dickhead, like my wife is some sort of voodoo with and feeling way too old for this gal. Which I am.
Have a good week.