Worst Charlie Horse EVER! (karma)

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Was hitting on this insanely fine 22yr old bartender today at a bar where I was sitting at the bar having dinner WITHOUT the wife. Now me and the wife have an understanding, I can flirt all I want if she is there and she usually joins in and we try to pick up girls if the vibe is right. HOWEVER, we never fuck around without each other. 17yrs success thusfar.

 

Well fellas. I fell in love tonight with this bartender and we were clicking like crazy. Exchanged FB friendships and told her i'd bring her to watch football since she is a sports nut and i have tix on the regular.

 

Then it hit. MAJOR fucking lower abdomen charlie horse. Like those horrible hamstring ones you get that are paralizing as fuck. Yea, except in my lower ab. Needless to say she almost wanted to call an ambulance for me I was in so much pain.

 

I walked out of the restaurant after quickly paying my tab. Feeling like a dickhead, like my wife is some sort of voodoo with and feeling way too old for this gal. Which I am.

 

Have a good week.

 

fuck

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You have the right to remain flaccid, until your wife gives you permission.

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She's a cop!

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TFK_MrSmiff - She's a cop!


only on Halloween. She promises.

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Fuck her, post pictures 

Never go back to that restaurant 

 

and 

 

for fuck sakes don't become friends of Facebook you moron. 

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P749 - 

Fuck her, post pictures 

Never go back to that restaurant 

 

and 

 

for fuck sakes don't become friends of Facebook you moron. 



I just posted the pics.



 



Why not friends on FB? Makes no sense. 

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That's called kidney failure bro, rip

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Judge Mental - 
TFK_MrSmiff - She's a cop!


only on Halloween. She promises.


Phew that was close, well as long as she promises then you know she's telling the truth...I'll allow it!

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shaqitup - 

That's called kidney failure bro, rip



Literally the worst charlie horse ever and it still aches a bit. Feels almost like a pulled abdomen. Which is not a good sign when it happens drinking at a bar.