I'd rather fight Anderson Silva, because I feel that it would be over at more quickly and less amount of pain, although not being a pro or anywhere close myself, I wouldn't be surprised if Chael Sonnen slammed me violently and broke my pancreas within 30 seconds.
anderson would decapitate me, and sonnen cant seem to avoid having another mans balls is face. death or faggotry, what to choose 
Chael.
I learnt triangles in my first few classes.
I pick Sonnen, so i can talk a tremendous amount of shit before the fight. Then after i lose, continue to talk shit, and then pretend like it never happened.
OzLoco - Chael.Quoted for truth
I learnt triangles in my first few classes.
Either one, I'm taking a dive as soon as I get touched
Sonnen because I would triangle his ass
Sonnen. Id rather fight the real champ
People picking chael probably haven't seen the new hulk chael
MillhouseMMA - People picking chael probably haven't seen the new hulk chael
Chael V2.09 will be fighting at HW or Wrestlemania.
Legitimate question: Are you starting all of these threads in an effort to mock NPD or something? You've started like 10 threads in the past couple hours.
What's an npd? At first I thought of Neil Patrick Harris but that can't be it.
The_Spider - What's an npd? At first I thought of Neil Patrick Harris but that can't be it.
that would be NPH....
and narlypersiandude. Starts many threads a day, bumps them constantly even when no one is speaking in them. Don't think Tomatonose usually starts this many threads, especially in such a short period of time
Id rather fight Anderson Silva.
^^^
Because Id lose either way..
But if I was to land the hail mary.. Id want it to be against the best fighter possible.
chael sonnen because i would rather sit on my back taking minimal damage then die
Silva. I probably wouldnt even know what happened. Nice and clean.
OzLoco - Chael.
I learnt triangles in my first few classes.
Haha, win.
TTT
Probably Chael. At least with Chael, I've got a chance to toss up a triangle and have him get overwhelmingly confused and then submit him. With Anderson..I dunno how I'd beat a guy who can dodge everything and then clean KO me.
asilva p4p - chael sonnen because i would rather sit on my back taking minimal damage then die
Id rather take my lumps on my feet and have it over quickly. Then Id have more energy for the after party! Plus.. at least I might get a couple in. However unlikley that may be, its a better chance than trying to get out from under Sonnen. That makes me tired just thinking about it. LOL
Fuck being stuck under Sonnen for however long.. That would be painfully uncomfortable.
BTW.. I doubt the damage would be "minimal" unless your currently an A level MMA fighter.
It wouldnt last a round.