Would you rather have $50,000 or...

Otherground
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A 9 inch dong, that can't get STDS, and can't get a bitch pregnant unless you say out loud, "I want to get this bitch pregnant."

? Phone Post 3.0

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50,000 Donuts Phone Post 3.0

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Definitely the dick

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I'll take the 50g's since I've already got the dong. Phone Post 3.0

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FingerorMoon - I'll take the 50g's since I've already got the dong. Phone Post 3.0
What he said. Phone Post 3.0

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Why would I want a smaller dick or less money than I already have
-the og Phone Post 3.0

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I'll take the money.

I'm married and don't need a diamond dick. I'm retired. Phone Post 3.0

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Mandible_Claw - I'll take the money.

I'm married and don't need a diamond dick. I'm retired. Phone Post 3.0

DING DING!!

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Give me that OG hog Phone Post 3.0

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I would only pick the dick if I had the ability to change it from 1 inch to 12 inches otherwise I'd take the money and keep my current 12. Phone Post 3.0

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I think I'll have a coke. Phone Post 3.0

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Dysqo - Why would I want a smaller dick or less money than I already have
-the og Phone Post 3.0
/ thread Phone Post 3.0

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If I wasn't married I'd take the dick Phone Post 3.0

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So quintuple my size or 50K?

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The dick. I can make $$ with the dick. Bar tricks and such. Phone Post 3.0

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Take the dong. I can make $50K but I can't grow a big weiner. Phone Post 3.0

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50,000 dongs

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Am i still married?

 

If not married, have my children already been conceived?

 

Is there free advertising so all the hottest bitches know i have a monster dong?

 

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Jhay -

Definitely the dick

This. That thing is priceless. Phone Post 3.0

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Im good on money but that extra 1/2" would be appreciated.