Would you rather

Dip your testicles in a fire-ant bed for a full minute or attack a beehive with a bat miles from a body of water to hide in. Phone Post

define the terms better. How many hits do i have to put on the hive? if its just 1 or two i could easily outrun a swarm of bees.

beehive. people survive that shit all the time. fire ants on my nutsack, not so much.

Beehive definitely. Phone Post