Be able to read better than Floyd or have signed contracts worth over $1 billion and have an Olympic silver medal?
YES!
Reading is overrated. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. Give me the cash...
Reading better than Floyd doesn't really mean much lol
But I would easily take the cash and then just pay someone to read for me.
ranier wolfcastle -Fuck yes
I would take the money.
Then...
I WOULD FUCKIN LEARN HOW TO READ!
Fuck reading. I want to have enough money to pay Kate Beckinsale to be my personal naked reading assistant.