Would you sit on the vagina couch?

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One does not sit “on” the vagina couch…one sits IN it.

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Sit on it? I’d fuck it.

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If that was your couch I would literally

charlie murphy fuck yo couch GIF

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It’s probably super comfortable just ugly as shit.

I’d kneel on it.

Face first.

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I told you guys how I used to stick my karate glove in the couch and fuck it… this could’ve cut out the middle man.

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I’ve done worse.

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GF: How horny can you get?

Me: This one time i got horny and fucked my own house.

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paris hilton thats hot GIF

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Should have never gave you niggers money lol

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FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA!1

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Was I the only one who clicked the thread expecting to see this

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Probably, but now that you mention it.