WWYD if Godzilla/Cloverfield/kaiju attacked?

Like right now?

Run? Hide? Fight? Phone Post 3.0

probably die.

Grab the kid, bug out bags and head for the hills. Try not to die. Phone Post 3.0

Fus Ro Dah Phone Post 3.0

Alaska here i come.

i know i could google kaiju, but what is it?

Die Phone Post 3.0

Rememeber where you are, this is the OG, I would get my supermodel girlfriend to call up her sexy Latina Stormtrooper pals and we would proceed to the heart of the action where they would all look on in lust filled awe while I climb to the top of the nearest tall building and throw a conveniently placed 55gal drum of high explosive straight down its throat like a basketball. I would then pleasure all those fine ladies on the corpse of my fallen enemy like a king of ancient legend.

I would expect no less of any OGer!

i googled kaiju and it just means monster, basically godzilla is a kaiju, so is mothra, etc

but this also turned up its a trailer for the new godzilla coming out next year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjKO10hKtYw&list=PLVfin74Qx3tV8bgAhzbfDpnfPoGmJWAcn

DoovyB - i googled kaiju and it just means monster, basically godzilla is a kaiju, so is mothra, etc

but this also turned up its a trailer for the new godzilla coming out next year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjKO10hKtYw&list=PLVfin74Qx3tV8bgAhzbfDpnfPoGmJWAcn
Hah thanks man. Phone Post 3.0

well ive seen a lot of the japanese originals. i used to really like them as a kid, id get them all from the library. most of the time i skipped the human parts and just went for the monster scenes and battles, but i think there were a few with legit storylines. usually some humans need to do something. but, in my current situation, id probably not be one of them, so id try take cover and hope they did it. also, usually godzilla in the movies besides the original? was battling the evil monster for some reason? so id root for godzilla??

the worst enemy monster was that one that made the pollution yuck mush everywhere that filled up the houses !! anyone thats seen it knows the monster enemy i mean, that one was gross ! it was the only really one i found 'scary' just because the way it had power to kill such large areas with that mush was frightening and abnormal and they filmed those parts well to present that idea.

its godzilla v herodah

If those things showed up, I would kick their asses with straight punches and solid bjj fundamentals.

If Chtulhu ever surfaces I will futilely beg for mercy as I'm violently torn asunder.

i think conan would kill chtulhu but would lose in a straight up fight to godzilla

Emperor Nero - i think conan would kill chtulhu but would lose in a straight up fight to godzilla
Dude Cthulhu would floss his asshole with godzilla.

Yep it's Friday night and I just said that. Phone Post

What would I do?
I would rise to the occasion and save the world. They would make a movie about me. Godzilla vs Hippo. It would be best seen in 3D at an IMAX because the story and acting would be shit but it would be really loud. Phone Post 3.0

Could Godzilla take the Coverfield monster?

 

AdmiralCackbar - Rape it with my massive OG hog. Phone Post 3.0


I could have done porn, had i chosen a different path in life. With Godzilla... Because it's huge.



 



 

Fap for the last time, put on my gi, run up to the monster and abruptly pull guard with a quickness. Hopefully he has a weak top game and i can choke him with my gi Phone Post

I would smoke weed and look through a microscope Phone Post 3.0