*waiting for O'Rourke to put down the ice cream and defend himself
LOL nothing to defend. I don't drink anymore, and am a shell of my former self. :(
This just goes to show you what an important part alcohol plays in a person's life and how relative your drinking is to how much people like you. Drunk Bryan = life of the party, sober Bryan = one of those SPCA commercials about people abusing animals. Let this be a lesson to all the young kids out there who might be foolishly thinking that they "don't need booze and drugs to have a good time."