NYC pizza
Boston clam chowder
Philly cheesesteak
Austin tacos
New Orleans Po Boys
Your city’s special dish isn’t special at all.
The “secret” recipes have been out for decades.
People all around the country have been tweeking and improving them and basically leaving you in the dust.
Guess what fuck-o? I can get a pizza just as good or better than NYC in LA, Baltimore, Atlanta, Dallas, etc…
No one is impressed with your bar food, so shut up about it.
Le Shat
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This is true, but Nashville hot chicken is still king of hot chicken.
Patrice O'Neal did this bit over a decade ago on O&A
Junnk -Patrice O'Neal did this bit over a decade ago on O&A
Shit you’re right.
I’m glad to see Patrice agrees with me and if he was still alive he would owe me royalties.
Le Shat
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Vegito Blue -
Seconded. Good thing you didn't disparage the Chicago style hotdog you communist.
QuietLittleHillbilly -Vegito Blue -
Seconded. Good thing you didn't disparage the Chicago style hotdog you communist.
Chicago is so desperate to have a signature dish they just started making shit up like an 8 year old in the kitchen.
Chicago retard #1: Ok let’s try to make our pizza the best!
Chicago retard #2 :You mean creative seasonings, incredibly fresh ingredients, etc?
Chicago retard #1: No, let’s make it like deeper than a normal pizza and put the cheese on bottom so it doesn’t hold together.
Chicago retard #2 : Great idea! Go Bears!
Chicago retard #1: What can we do to make hotdogs have a Chicago style?
Chicago retard #2 : Toss everything in the pantry on them, then piss on them and shove them up our asses for a day?
Chicago retard #1: Perfect! Go Bears!
Chicago can suck a fat one, just like that gay president you gave us.
Le Shat
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Le Shat V2 -QuietLittleHillbilly -Vegito Blue -
Seconded. Good thing you didn't disparage the Chicago style hotdog you communist.
Chicago is so desperate to have a signature dish they just started making shit up like an 8 year old in the kitchen.
Chicago retard #1: Ok let’s try to make our pizza the best!
Chicago retard #2 :You mean creative seasonings, incredibly fresh ingredients, etc?
Chicago retard #1: No, let’s make it like deeper than a normal pizza and put the cheese on bottom so it doesn’t hold together.
Chicago retard #2 : Great idea! Go Bears!
Chicago retard #1: What can we do to make hotdogs have a Chicago style?
Chicago retard #2 : Toss everything in the pantry on them, then piss on them and shove them up our asses for a day?
Chicago retard #1: Perfect! Go Bears!
Chicago can suck a fat one, just like that gay president you gave us.
Le Shat
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They took the phrase 'pizza pie' literally
Le Shat V2 -QuietLittleHillbilly -Vegito Blue -
Seconded. Good thing you didn't disparage the Chicago style hotdog you communist.
Chicago is so desperate to have a signature dish they just started making shit up like an 8 year old in the kitchen.
Chicago retard #1: Ok let’s try to make our pizza the best!
Chicago retard #2 :You mean creative seasonings, incredibly fresh ingredients, etc?
Chicago retard #1: No, let’s make it like deeper than a normal pizza and put the cheese on bottom so it doesn’t hold together.
Chicago retard #2 : Great idea! Go Bears!
Chicago retard #1: What can we do to make hotdogs have a Chicago style?
Chicago retard #2 : Toss everything in the pantry on them, then piss on them and shove them up our asses for a day?
Chicago retard #1: Perfect! Go Bears!
Chicago can suck a fat one, just like that gay president you gave us.
Le Shat
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Add lobsta rolls from New England to that list too. Things suck. Shitty lobster on a hot dog bun is not special.
I would love to know where I can get a Philly cheese steak that is better than the ones you find in Philly.
OP bringing the facts, yet again.
johnsonbarr - I would love to know where I can get a Philly cheese steak that is better than the ones you find in Philly.
Atlsntic city , New Jersey
All the places on the boardwalk have equal to or better cheesesteaks than philly...but it is in the same geographic area and i think phila places get lots of their bread from south NJ
Even though OP is right, I still think those places that popularized each great food should be celebrated for their contribution. It's just the people raving about how uniquely good those things are now that are annoying.
johnsonbarr - I would love to know where I can get a Philly cheese steak that is better than the ones you find in Philly.
It's just red meat on a bun with fucking Cheesewiz. How is that special?
I disagree. It's like a local restaurant that suddenly opens a second location. It's almost always not as good as the original.
Source: my tastebuds
Edit: dbl
johnsonbarr - I would love to know where I can get a Philly cheese steak that is better than the ones you find in Philly.
All across the country, they taste equal.
You do know there is this crazy thing called shipping right? This other crazy thing called moving?
Maybe decades ago you couldn't, but people have moved from Philly and brought the food with them.
Ace5002 -I disagree. It's like a local restaurant that suddenly opens a second location. It's almost always not as good as the original.
Source: my tastebuds
If there was any complexity to what they’re doing, or there are ingredients that you can only get in that area then you might have a point. But when it’s simple ingredients and basic recipes, then it can be made just as good anywhere.
I’ve been to Italy 5 times and had pizza up and down the boot. It’s good pizza, often great, but it’s simple ingredients and not hard to do. We’ve made pizza just as good in our own kitchen.
I hear these NYC fanooks saying they can’t find a decent slice outside of the northeast. Yeah because, dough, sauce, and toppings is real challenging and you have some refined pallet. Eat a dick…eat two.
Le Shat
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