Yo Momma So Fat...

angryinch -


Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. 

My daughter literally just said this one! Vu!

Tug Dabone - 

She got on a talking scale and it said, "Hey, one at a time!"



fuck...beat me by a millisecond. 

Yo momma's clit is so big, her porno name is Momdingo

Yo momma so fat people be thinkin she canadian


Boom, Roasted

disbeliever - Yo momma is so fat she bleeds crisco

Lolololol!

Yo momma's pussy stink so bad the flowers on her panties wilted and died

ShanTheMan - Yo momma so fat people be thinkin she canadian


Boom, Roasted

Yaaaay!!!

Right Hand JO Power - Yo momma's pussy stink so bad the flowers on her panties wilted and died

Fuck that's hilarious!!!

She so fat when she go on a diet the "before" pictures look better than the "after!"

Your mom is so fat (How fat is she?)
Your mama is so fat that she can get busy with,
Twenty-two burritos, but times are rough,
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

She's so fat she goes down to the docks to buy fishnet stockings!

She so fat she gets group health insurance.... and she's the group!

Tug Dabone -

She's so fat she goes down to the docks to buy fishnet stockings!

Bwahaha!

The Adversary -

Your mom is so fat (How fat is she?)
Your mama is so fat that she can get busy with,
Twenty-two burritos, but times are rough,
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

Omg! Lmao!

Your momma is so fat. seriously, it's a huge health concern.

She so fat she can't wear a G-string. She needs the whole alphabet!

She's popular with the neighborhood kids. On hot days she lets them stand in her shade!

NorthernHospitality -

When Dracula sucked her blood he got Diabetes.

I did no such thing...

She so fat they weigh her on the Richter Scale!

Your momma's so fat she has her own moon.