Yo momma so ugly

She was playing mortal kombat and scorpion said “stay over there”



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Ya mama got a glass eye with a fish in it…

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington’s nose.


Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent


Yo mamma so fat Floppy fucked her!



Your momma so short, she sits on the curb and swings her legs


Yo momma so short you can see her feet in her drivers license photo

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Your momma’s so skinny she does pushups under the door.

Yo mama so white, passive jay wont shovel her.


Yo mama so dumb, she likes the new OG

Yo mama is so used up and diseased, the vaccine from fucking her takes 3 doses.

Your momma is so clumsy, she tripped over wireless internet.

When I was in 1st grade I used to go have yo mama contests with the 5th grade black girls and wipe the floor with them. I had sooo many. Theyd all be cheering while this little white kid ripped some 5th grader to pieces. This was before the internet too so you had to learn them the old fashion way. I also used to rap all of gangsters paradise for some reason.

Haha. We used to sling em at school too. I used to get a lot of em from Uptown Comedy Club, this mostly black comedy show from back in the day. It had Tracy Morgan, Jim Breuer, Faizon Love, Joe Torry, Flex, Paul Mooney, Talent, etc.

Ya mamma’s teeth are so yellow, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

I used to buy the, “100 momma jokes” books from the scholastic book fair.

She so ugly the world invented a fake deadly pandemic just to cover her face.