Yo momma's..

Yo momma's butt's so wide, she makes SCSI III RAIDs jealous.

haha...

Yo momma's so wide a 5.25" floppy fit in her... hahahahahahahaha

Yo momma's so wide, the goatse guy took photos of her.

ur momma so wide I tried to DP/PP but got lost in her open source

lol! a little IT + OG humor all in one

ttt

Your momma's so dirty, i need a secure shell before i connect to her port.

lol

ugh