You ever beaten a man so hard that it made you HARD?

Like this guy?

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Chuck said that when he’d roll with Tito that Tito would crack a fat.

Surely that was just a cup.

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A lot of fighters have psychopathic tendencies. Do you think they fight because they hate hurting people or because they love to hurt people?

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For sure, it was pushed out of place

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Ya…myself

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Really ? lol

the first girl I ever rolled BJJ with , was beautiful face , maybe 5’6" 135 lbs…

It was a roller-coaster of emotions for ole R.PIG

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Every single time. When I squeeze that last breath out I bust.

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Reminds me of church as a kid when i would get inappropriate boners simply because i thought about how horrible it would be to get one while in church, and PRESTO! An erection for a 14 year old is not a choice. It is not a decision. It is often punishment from all the gods, or for their amusement.

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great stuff ing

I’ll bet the priest took a real shine to you at that point.

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No priests here. But i did get into an interesting conversation with my pastor when he told me masturbation and the lottery were sins. I laughed and he remained stoic.

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He didn’t stare while you scratched off your lottery ticket with your dick?

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No he was used to the sight of my dick what with all of the sex abuse.

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I love when that’s supposed to be a tough guy line, but what it means is that I’m a fag and I got excited over another guy’s hairy ass.

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