You know people who use same line/gimmick

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All the fucking time?  

God damn some customers are getting odder by the year.   We have one guy who always orders by saying "what are the chances I can get a....."

Another guy calls and stretches out the last noun in his name like he's cutting a wrestling promo or something.  Let's say his name is John, he goes "Johnnnnnnnnnn".  Okay johnnnnnn

Another guy, swear to God, refers to himself as part of a couple.  So when he calls he'll say "this is John....of John and Mary".  You're a couple, not a fucking law firm.

last example is a guy who 3 out of 5 times does the pull the money back trick.  Like won't let go.  Then he laughs about it.  Never not funny 

This all harkens back to college where some bozo in room next to me constantly said "what's growing on".  You know, instead of what's going on.  20 years later I still yell it out randomly in anger

 

 

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Toughest guy in the room. 

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Guy in my office was asked a question the other day and he said:

"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

...and then laughed maniacally like he just made it up on the spot.

 

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Powdered Toast Man -

Guy in my office was asked a question the other day and he said:

"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

...and then laughed maniacally like he just made it up on the spot.

 

I play the Johnny Carson tonightshow  theme song in my head

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There's this guy at work, whenever someone comes in that he knows and asks how he's doing, says: "Hard work and worry is all I know." About as loud as is conceivable for an indoor talking voice. 10 times a day this guy says that. Fuck.

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I HATE PEOPLE WITH A GIMMICK...........ONLY FAGGOTS USE ONE.  

 

 

 

 

 

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I can't tolerate "another day in paradise." I go to the same gas station every morning for coffee, see the same worker, and he says it every damn day as a response to "How are you?"

Every Goddamn Day. I'm going to burn it to the ground.

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Last noun in his name?

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BIGWHITESEXY -


I HATE PEOPLE WITH A GIMMICK...........ONLY FAGGOTS USE ONE.  



 



 



 



 



 

O.K. You made me laugh fucker.

Have a VU

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You mean like the guy that complains about his lousy entry-level food service job for 10 years straight?

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Benntheredunthat - I can't tolerate "another day in paradise." I go to the same gas station every morning for coffee, see the same worker, and he says it every damn day as a response to "How are you?"

Every Goddamn Day. I'm going to burn it to the ground.

That guy at my office just put in his notice! Man I'm happy about that. 

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BarkLikeADog - You mean like the guy that complains about his lousy entry-level food service job for 10 years straight?

Closing in on 25 years bucko 

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I use this line from Kingpin when someone asks "How's life?"

"Taking forever."

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Those stupid phrases drive me fucking nuts but I once came across a maintenance guy in a building who was mopping the bathroom floor and when I walked in and asked him what's up as in how you doing he replied with "Living the dream, man" with the most zombified face and tone I've ever heard, it was funny as fuck and well suited for the moment...

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Lines like "Is it wet enough out there for ya?" when its raining (living on cali central coast is irritating because its never raining hard....a slight drizzle is enough to prompt this bullshit) and "hot enough for ya?" You're goddamn right its hot enough you fucking cunt. Not fuck off.

 

This kind of bullshit is used when you see the same fuckin people every damn day and they feel the need to small talk just so they can excercise their verbal shitter. These assholes deserve a kick to the nuts.

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I have one

People ask me how I am doing

I say "average"

it makes no sense

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"Closing in on 25 years bucko"

Wow. I haven't been this sad since they ran TapThis72 off the forum. Always figured you were a teenager when you signed up here.

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Had a boss once who would daily give me the "you working hard or hardly working?" bit. Just awful.

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I have a boss that says groovy a lot. Weird.

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BarkLikeADog - "Closing in on 25 years bucko"

Wow. I haven't been this sad since they ran TapThis72 off the forum. Always figured you were a teenager when you signed up here.

I was 31 at join date.  Lurked for a few