GOOD OLE CALIFORNIA
Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, & Texan jokes...
You
know you're in California when......
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Breeze.
5.. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.
8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US
13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless
chaps. You don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the
baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
George Clooney.
15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in
drag.
17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy
Banks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.
20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cells or pagers.
21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
24. The Terminator is your new governor.
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Too funny.
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"Mmm mmm mmm mmm" (as in, that song from "Dumb and Dumber")
I've never been to California, are those as accurate as a lot of the Arkansas jokes? If so, lol and I'm never going out there.
LOL
California sounds like fun. Is pot legal there?
hmmmm I dunno hmmmm
LOL
"You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house."
"You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. "
"A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast."
"Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US."
"Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment."
"The Terminator is your new governor."
Theese ones are pretty much true!
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Don't miss Cali one bit.
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yes....hmmmmm