You know you watch too much porn when...

You start to spell compilation as cumpilation.

You go! Phone Post 3.0

When actual sex seems like too much effort. Phone Post

Mihow - when you tear your foreskin and the time it takes for it to heal is measured in weeks


or when it never heals because you don't let it.

when you beg to be fucked strong in a Romanian accent... Phone Post

when you can use your toes to control the mouse to search for vids... Phone Post

When your socks can stand up by themselves. Phone Post 3.0

When you slow down or pause for a better scene or clip. Phone Post

Team Cup - When your socks can stand up by themselves. Phone Post 3.0

Lol Phone Post

When you leave work early and look forward to beating it when you get home Phone Post

When blowing a load anywhere but your girlfriends face feels like a fail Phone Post 3.0

When you realise you haven't jerked it for 3 days and it feels like fucking Christmas. Phone Post 3.0

When cumming inside your gf ends with you deleting your browser history. Phone Post 3.0

when there is no more guilt

when there is no more shame

oh fuck, oh jesus, i came and came

when it's beaten and it's broken

when it's half past late for work

when there are grounds for a self-abuse police report.

 

When your about to bust, but decide the other video's gotta be the one. Phone Post 3.0

When you can't see a Louisville Slugger without thinking of Belladonna.




and when you understand the reference I just made. :)

When you go to the bank and you're confused when the teller doesn't drag you in the vault for sexytime. Phone Post

Team Cup - When your socks can stand up by themselves. Phone Post 3.0
Hahaha that's hilarious. Phone Post 3.0

When at the grocery store you see lemons a d it reminds you of joanna angel

Paulinethepope - When you have unrealistic standards of what actual women are like and can no longer function around them without imagining their gaped out asshole pushing cum out into a glass. Phone Post 3.0
VTFU Phone Post 3.0

xNate -


when there is no more guilt



when there is no more shame



oh fuck, oh jesus, i came and came



when it's beaten and it's broken



when it's half past late for work



when there are grounds for a self-abuse police report.



 

That's gold....voted up! Phone Post 3.0