You know you watch too much porn when...

Goblowyourself - When your about to bust, but decide the other video's gotta be the one. Phone Post 3.0

This! Phone Post

When you know what this image is


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dirt24d - When you know what this image is


Phone Post 3.0
Let's try this again

When you know what this image is

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dirt24d -
dirt24d - When you know what this image is


Phone Post 3.0
Let's try this again

When you know what this image is

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Hey! That's my couch! Phone Post 3.0

When you develop the ability to see through anything pixelated. Phone Post

When your left hand is much more supple and smooth than your right. Phone Post 3.0

Every possible word combination is auto completed to a porn site with those words. Phone Post

SirPrize - When you can't see a Louisville Slugger without thinking of Belladonna.




and when you understand the reference I just made. :)
Vtfu!!!! Phone Post 3.0

When you get frustrated because you cant remember that one chick you used to fap to 6 months back and no other porn will do goddammit! Phone Post

When you refuse to listen to BBC radio because hey, who the hell wants to just listen to porn? Phone Post 3.0

When you think Asian women have a vague pixelated area where their vag should be Phone Post 3.0

When you get annoyed at google searches that read "you have visited this site many times." Thanks for reminding me! Fucken smart ass google. Phone Post 3.0

When you watch BBW vids because it seems a bit more realistic Phone Post 3.0

When you see all these threads about the "north pole melting", and immediately think its a thread about Peter North's porn series.......and are really disappointed its about global fucking warming ) :

When you sit at the toilet for over an hour, jacking it, because your wife is asleep, and now's your chance. Phone Post

When you see the title of this thread and think, "Oh man I haven't jerked off in about an hour, I'd better do that."

When you are able to say " I haven't jerked it to her lately" Phone Post

When regular porn don't cut it anymore, and search for crazy shit. Then feel immediately guilty after ejaculating. Phone Post

SirPrize - When you can't see a Louisville Slugger without thinking of Belladonna.




and when you understand the reference I just made. :)

fucking fuck lol

Well I just found this out about myself...

When you type "casa de"

and you're about to put "mi padre" to look up a reference in the will ferrell film but google chrome still makes xvideos the 1st searchable thing underneath imdb.


What.the.fuck.