you two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue

How about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

He pukes....you die

Your stewed, buttwad!

For some reason, this scene always killed me. I guees it was the sound effects when he slaps him that cracks me up so much.

 

"Gary was just taking a shit..."

opieandjimmy - You think they ever gave her the dp? Phone Post 3.0

In my mind, they did.

Al Cappucino -

For some reason, this scene always killed me. I guees it was the sound effects when he slaps him that cracks me up so much.

 

"Gary was just taking a shit..."

I used to rewind.....yes "rewind" that scene countless times....

 

Love that scene

 

VU

teabagexpress -
Al Cappucino -

For some reason, this scene always killed me. I guees it was the sound effects when he slaps him that cracks me up so much.

 

"Gary was just taking a shit..."

I used to rewind.....yes "rewind" that scene countless times....

 

Love that scene

 

VU

VU

I was nuts for the woman, man. Now, you gotta believe me. I'm tellin' the truth here. I speakin' to ya. I mean, I was nuts for the girl. And what did it to me was these big titties she had. For a 13-year-old girl, man? She wouldn't have had to worry 'bout no titties for the rest of her life, boy. You know, she was set. She was looking good, I saying. Phone Post 3.0

teabagexpress -
Al Cappucino -

For some reason, this scene always killed me. I guees it was the sound effects when he slaps him that cracks me up so much.

 

"Gary was just taking a shit..."

I used to rewind.....yes "rewind" that scene countless times....

 

Love that scene

 

VU

I still tell people if you're going to float a biscuit to let me know ill light a match or something. Phone Post 3.0

The family Jewels???


She kicked you in the family Jewels?

Ramon Maroni - The family Jewels???


She kicked you in the family Jewels?

On the telephone??

"First, I'd like to butter your muffin..."

I use this from time to time with the ladies before sexy time.

Excellent Phone Post 3.0

He ain't even got his license Lisa Phone Post 3.0

Game Over, Man!