Taking a fucking jalapeño seed to the eye!!!
I was hollowing out some jalapeños earlier, somehow I flipped a seed up and got stuck under my eyelid. Fucking horrible.
And as a pain comparison, I got stung on the finger today by a yellow jacket. I'd take that shit any day over a jalapeño seed to the eye. 
You sound accident prone. How old are you? How do you think you've managed to live as long as you have?
wow...did the stem fly up and bounce off of your helmet?
Haha I'm 34. I'm actually not too accident prone, just having some shitty luck today I guess.
Goggles bro 
Sandy Pantz - You sound accident prone. How old are you? How do you think you've managed to live as long as you have?LOL. OP has choked on his own jizz at least twice, guaranteed.
^ not for lack of trying.
Did you ever think of how bad it hurt for me to lose an eye? Of course you didn't, because you only think about yourself.
The truth hurts , sure not as much as sitting in a bicycle with no seat , but it hurts
I'd just like to say RIP Phuckles eye..
The lack of respect! That's what hurts the most! ...well the other thing hurts the most. But after that, its the lack of respect! Ridiculous!
Getting poked in the eye with a butter knife (a pointed one, maybe not a "butter" knife?" at age 4 kind of sucked, getting shot doesnt feel great, and having a stick shoved in your dick because of a kidney infection isnt spectacular either.
Ze Dano - wow...did the stem fly up and bounce off of your helmet?LOL
Did that once blowing spilled red pepper flakes off a piece of pizza.
I probably looked retarded flailing around.