Your Fashion Sense Can't Be As Good As Mine

I'm sorry, but it won't happen, bro.

My kicks: Sperry

My shorts: Chubbies

My shirt: tailored oxford

My rims: Ray Ban wayfarers

My watch: Nixon

My girlfriend: hotter than yours

you sound gay

Alco Hauler -


you sound gay

Ding ding ding, we have a winner Phone Post 3.0

I don't one what any of that is except the watch. Phone Post 3.0

LOL @ your cargos, bruh!!

Are you still wearing your socks like that?

what's it like being a member of Vampire Weekend?

Sperry Shoes:

Chubbies Shorts:

Tailored Oxford:

Ray Ban Wayfarers:

Nixon watch:

While searching for a gay looking Nixon watch, I actually found some very cool looking ones.  I might have to look into those.  Haha.

I don't dress at all like a douche or fag. Chubbies are the dopest shorts on campus, and have been for the past couple years.

I don't wear those Sperry's, I wear Top Siders.

I look like Tom Selleck on his best day working his best case.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3e/f7/b2/3ef7b2aa2e9d512db114f5257538ea58.jpg

I look exactly like homeboy on the far right.

AttentionDeficitDizzle - I'm sorry, but it won't happen, bro.

My kicks: Sperry

My shorts: Chubbies

My shirt: tailored oxford

My rims: Ray Ban wayfarers

My watch: Nixon

My girlfriend: hotter than yours

AttentionDeficitDizzle - I don't dress at all like a douche or fag. Chubbies are the dopest shorts on campus, and have been for the past couple years.

I don't wear those Sperry's, I wear Top Siders.

I look like Tom Selleck on his best day working his best case.


Your asshole: gaped

Alco is the fucking man!!

Right on point, bro you make it look seamless!

Peru Necktiez obviously has a porn problem, and probably still wears baggy shorts and his socks up to his balls.

Hocky, I thought we were cool?

You want to do that?