Your favorite “Intellectual” insult?

Not necessarily “Intellectual” but something a little more highbrow than “Fuckmonkey” or “Cockjuggler”. 

 

I personally like troglodyte or ignoramus, what about you guys?

Highbrow into lowbrow: "with all due respect, OP is a cockjuggler."

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

asshat

Asstaxi, shitrooster, cocklamp.

During evolution you were in the control group.  

Ryann Von Doom -

Asstaxi, shitrooster, cocklamp.

Asstaxi made me crack up. Definitely adding that to my repertoire.  

Neanderthal is a good one 

When I’m upset with people I’ll call them pal. When I was in the forces pal was a word they used for gays. People with Alternative Lifestyles...PAL. 

 

 

ZEDNed called someone a philistine a while ago. I’ve tried to get this one off in my day to day, but it’s tougher than I thought it would be. 

I'd call you a cunt OP but you lack the depth and warmth.

"You two-toned, zebra headed, slime coated, pimple farming, parimicium brain munching on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy."

Eat a bag of dicks. Or is that too highfalutin for you?

Dotard

Dr Gonzo -

I'd call you a cunt OP but you lack the depth and warmth.

Although I am just a bear, I appreciate this

Putz Knuckle

Yiddish has great words.

 

Mongoloid 

cretin, hoi paloi, peon

Nitecrawler -
Ryann Von Doom -

Asstaxi, shitrooster, cocklamp.

Asstaxi made me crack up. Definitely adding that to my repertoire.  

Its from todd and the book of pure evil. Look that clip up lol. One of my favorite shows ever. 

Mongoloid over retard has the advantage of being both racist, and offensive to the mentally handicapped, with the additional advantage that not many people are aware of that.