Chance of Something Retarded = A no contest/DQ from outside interference or ballshot or people being thrown out of a ring, a fight ending by something really odd (Like Randleman/Gardner/Akebono Beating someone by armbar, Sakuraba KO-ing someone or Royce Winning by KO from a punch)
1. Fedor Beats on Minotauro like a rented Mule, wins by decision.
Chance of being wrong: 20%
Chance of something retarded: 20%
2. Yoshida defeats Gardner by armbar from the guard, Gardner looking good but green.
Chance of being wrong: 25%
Chance of something retarded: 40%
3. Silva TKO's Saku again. Saku proving again that being 15-20 pounds outweighed by a great fighter tends to give you a concussion.
Chance of being wrong: 5%
Chance of something retarded: 10%
4. Randleman grinds out a win by decision.
Chance of being wrong: 40%
Chance of something retarded: 50%
5. Henderson clearly decisions Kondo, Kondo coming out strong, but fading under the sheer agression of Hendo.
Chance of being wrong: 20%
Chance of something retarded: 10%
6. Pulver beats Gomi by big left hand in mostly a stand up fight.
Chance of being wrong: 45%
Chance of something retarded: 10%
7. Royce Gracie vs. Akebono will be a farce and something stupid will happen in the match.
Chance of being wrong: 60%
Chance of something retarded: 95%