Joe Silva has put you in charge for matchmaking the next event but the Yakuza has hired you to destroy the UFC by putting on the worst UFC live event you can think of using the current UFC roster.
What fights do you make?
And no you cannot rematch everyone from UFC 33.
This should be interesting.
Subbed 
I sense potential...
Subbed just in case
Pretty hard to guarantee a bad event even with no name or 'boring' fighters
I would go back to the yakuza and tell them to put laxatives in all the fighters' meals or something
Kalib Starnes will main event... Nik Lentz will co main event and Jon Fitch will also be on the card. Cecil Peoples will ref and or judge every fight & Gus Johnson will go solo on the commentary. 
Although now that I think about it that could end up being quite exciting, the war being fought on both fronts if you will, battling your opponent while also trying very hard not to shit yourself
Main Event: Jon Fitch vs. Jake Shields
Co- Main Event: Chael Sonnen vs. Michael Bisping
Main Card:
Jonathan Brookins vs. Nik Lentz
Main Card: Mike Pierce vs. Josh Koscheck
Main Card: Mighty Mouse vs. Shane Carwin
then again Tim Sylvia vs Assuerio Silva wasn't too exciting
Dr Violence - then again Tim Sylvia vs Assuerio Silva wasn't too exciting
Yeah, shitty fight....
bada boom cha!
Main Event: _____ vs _
Co-Main Event: __ Vs__
Main Card: __ vs __
Main Card: __ vs __
Main Card: __ vs _____
^ Worst card ever
Main event: Anderson silva v thales leites
Co main: Mir v cro cop
Fitch v thiago alves
Kingsbury v bonnar
Kimbo v Houston alexander
Halloween - Joe Silva has put you in charge for matchmaking the next event but the Yakuza has hired you to destroy the UFC by putting on the worst UFC live event you can think of using the current UFC roster.
What fights do you make?
And no you cannot rematch everyone from UFC 33.
Lol this sounds like its going to be awesome
Lyoto machida vs a bag of sand
Jon Fitch vs those punching dummies that never stay down
Might mouse vs Struve
James toney v gsp
As long as Nogueira gets to rematch the truck that hit him as a child, I'm pretty sure the rest of the card is a wash.<br /><br />Ken Shamrock vs Mark Coleman does have potential though.
MarlyPersianNoob -ZJJitsu705 - Main Event: Jon Fitch vs. Jake Shields
Co- Main Event: Chael Sonnen vs. Michael Bisping
Main Card:
Jonathan Brookins vs. Nik Lentz
Main Card: Mike Pierce vs. Josh Koscheck
Main Card: Mighty Mouse vs. Shane Carwin
Your an idiot. Wrestler vs Wrestler is one of the most exciting fights you could put together
See:
Jon Fitch vs. Mike Pierce
Jake Shields vs. Jason Miller
Rashad Evans vs. Rampage Jackson
Nik Lentz vs. Tyson Griffin
Matt Hamill vs. Tito Ortiz
Dan Severn vs. Ken Shamrock
Jon Fitch vs. Diego Sanchez
the10marlons faggot
OaktownWhiteBoy - Let Jon Fitch fight in the main event!!
Lol
Open weight grand prix! At least two people from each division has to enter.
TTT this thread has so much potential!
Wrestler Vs wrestler doesn't work, too often they negate each others wrestling and produce sloppy but entertaining brawls.
Needs 100% Dominant wrestler Vs dangerous striker match ups.
A whole card of Lay'n'pray snoozefests guaranteed.