your out-of-office message for womens strike today

if you are planning to show solidarity with women worldwide by not coming to work today here are some helpful out of the office messages you can use, copyright free

I'll be out of the office all day Wednesday in solidarity with women worldwide. You should take a screenshot of this email as it's now a piece of history. Thanks!

I will be out of office all day Wednesday fighting for social justice. I'll be returning to the office to fight for the same thing but harder on Thursday, March 9.

I will be out of the office all day Wednesday striking on behalf of women everywhere, because come on now why do you even need a because.

Thank you for your email. Your email is important to me but not nearly as important as striking for women, which is what I'll be doing today.

I will be striking on Wednesday March 8 on behalf of women. If you need to know why I can't help you so please email someone else.

I will be out of the office on Wednesday, March 8 in order to destroy the patriarchy.

I hope your husband gives you the thrashing you deserve. 

I will be out of the office from 12-1 today.  

I need to find someone to make my sandwich because all the sandwich makers are on vacation today or something.   

oh shit, i wonder if i'll be the only one in the office today

I will be out of the office for the rest of the week because I am traveling to meetings.

Did you come up with these OP? This was supposed to be comedy, yes?

ABCTT_groinkick -

I will be out of the office from 12-1 today.  

I need to find someone to make my sandwich because all the sandwich makers are on vacation today or something.   

LOL. 

ABCTT_groinkick -

I will be out of the office from 12-1 today.  

I need to find someone to make my sandwich because all the sandwich makers are on vacation today or something.   

Hah

Every single woman in my office showed up today.... So much for solidarity.

jackbone - Every single woman in my office showed up today.... So much for solidarity.


i just asked 3 of the women that sit around me why they weren't "striking for women"



 



they had no idea what i was going on about



 



and i think i caused the old woman in the cube next to me to crap her pants again.

I'm sitting next to a woman in all red head to toe and lipstick. Kinda respect it tho cuz at least she showed up to work and actually called it international woman's day not do nothing bitch day or whatever