7 Fighters who lied

This may have already been posted, but is a cracked article about 7 total liars.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-fighters-who-lied-their-way-to-legendary

LOL! That article is greatness!

He didn’t exist so hard that birds shit right through him.

Fastest Recorded Kick with Knockout: 72 miles-per-hour. The Kumite Athletic Commission figured it was OK to keep radar guns pointed at the fighters at all times since Frank removed most of their gonads before the long term effects of radar exposure could manifest.

Dux worked on the film as the fighting coordinator where he taught Van Damme how to properly get punched in the face for several minutes and then win by spin kick. Jean-Claude would go on to use these fighting techniques exclusively for two decades.

I'll check the article later, but...

Even worse than the fast kick, was the number of fighters that the tournament had to have for him to have that many wins. That's just CRAAAAZY.

Max

Non N00B - LOL! That article is greatness!

He didn't exist so hard that birds shit right through him.

Fastest Recorded Kick with Knockout: 72 miles-per-hour. The Kumite Athletic Commission figured it was OK to keep radar guns pointed at the fighters at all times since Frank removed most of their gonads before the long term effects of radar exposure could manifest.

Dux worked on the film as the fighting coordinator where he taught Van Damme how to properly get punched in the face for several minutes and then win by spin kick. Jean-Claude would go on to use these fighting techniques exclusively for two decades.




this is the funniest shit I have read!!!

 

Well great. I started laughing so hard my professor stopped talking, so I am the guy that found Stalin's reign in the USSR hilarious now.

ok that whole thing is hilarious....

Who ever wrote that did a great job!!! hats off man...or woman...

o we need c darrow on that list....

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 Cracked's story of Fujita's skull may be the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life!

Pernicious, I searched for 7, cracked, and kumite. I did not see any applicable results for any of them, did someone already post this?

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Cindy

Well done.

awesome

www.cracked.com/blog/7-fighters-who-lied-their-way-to-legendary 

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I read those things all the time, now one from the UG...epic