Anyone speak Portuguese? Need translation

R.I .P. Be in peace thanks for the entertainment! You make your job very well !!! Descanse em paz , caraca primeiro o Randeman agora o Kimbo , da até um medo , ta chegado cada mais cedo pros meus ! Não sabemos ainda todas as sequelas causadas por nossa profissão, nem as consequências no corpo e na mente , como falo pros meus amigos" Esse lance de esquecer as coisas é até bom , por que vc esquece o Q é ruim tb kkkkk " piadas a parte estive presente a uma palestra sobra concussion ( pequenos dando cerebrais causados por impacto) de 15 sintomas apresentado pelo especialista , eu tinha 12 ! Mais fazer o Q ! Por exemplo, essa lei Q proíbe os. lutadores de tomar soro é um crime ao cérebro dos lutadores , pois quando vc desidrata perde líquido tb no cérebro , aumentando em muito a chance de ter graves danos ao cérebro , decorrentes dos golpes ! " ! Tem vários dos meus amigos , Q estão muito diferentes de antigamente " estão fincado meio loucos " e agora quem vai cuidar de nós ? Quem não guardou um dinheiro ,vai passar por dificuldades infelizmente, não temos nenhum tipo de ajuda em nada ! Tudo por nossa conta !

 

 

R.I .P. Be in peace thanks for the entertainment! You make your job very well !!! Descanse em paz , caraca primeiro o Randeman agora o Kimbo , da até um medo , ta chegado cada mais cedo pros meus ! Não sabemos ainda todas as sequelas causadas por nossa profissão, nem as consequências no corpo e na mente , como falo pros meus amigos" Esse lance de esquecer as coisas é até bom , por que vc esquece o Q é ruim tb kkkkk " piadas a parte estive presente a uma palestra sobra concussion ( pequenos dando cerebrais causados por impacto) de 15 sintomas apresentado pelo especialista , eu tinha 12 ! Mais fazer o Q ! Por exemplo, essa lei Q proíbe os. lutadores de tomar soro é um crime ao cérebro dos lutadores , pois quando vc desidrata perde líquido tb no cérebro , aumentando em muito a chance de ter graves danos ao cérebro , decorrentes dos golpes ! " ! Tem vários dos meus amigos , Q estão muito diferentes de antigamente " estão fincado meio loucos " e agora quem vai cuidar de nós ? Quem não guardou um dinheiro ,vai passar por dificuldades infelizmente, não temos nenhum tipo de ajuda em nada ! Tudo por nossa conta !

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The most Portuguese I know is "Boa" "Luta" and "Nandos peri peri chicken". Phone Post 3.0

Rest in peace, first whoa the Randeman now Kimbo, of even a fear, ta come each earlier pros mine! We do not know all the consequences caused by our profession, and the consequences on the body and mind, as I speak pros my friends "This bid to forget things it is good, why u forget the Q is bad tb kkkkk" jokes the part I attended a lecture spare concussion (small giving brain caused by impact) of 15 symptoms presented by the expert, I was 12! More to the Q! For example, this Q law prohibits. serum take fighters is a crime to the brain of the fighters, because when u lose dehydrates liquid tb in the brain, much in increasing the chance of having severe brain damage as a result of the blows! "! It has several of my friends, Q is very different from the old days" are stuck half-mad "and now who will take care of us? Who have not saved some money, will go through difficulties unfortunately we do not have any help at all! All on our own!

Rest in peace, first whoa the Randeman now Kimbo, of even a fear, ta come each earlier pros mine! We do not know all the consequences caused by our profession, and the consequences on the body and mind, as I speak pros my friends "This bid to forget things it is good, why u forget the Q is bad tb kkkkk" jokes the part I attended a lecture spare concussion (small giving brain caused by impact) of 15 symptoms presented by the expert, I was 12! More to the Q! For example, this Q law prohibits. serum take fighters is a crime to the brain of the fighters, because when u lose dehydrates liquid tb in the brain, much in increasing the chance of having severe brain damage as a result of the blows! "! It has several of my friends, Q is very different from the old days" are stuck half-mad "and now who will take care of us? Who have not saved some money, will go through difficulties unfortunately we do not have any help at all! All on our own! Phone Post 3.0

R.I .P. Be in peace thanks for the entertainment! You make your job very well !!! Rest in peace, first whoa the Randeman now Kimbo, of even a fear, ta come each earlier pros mine! We do not know all the consequences caused by our profession, and the consequences on the body and mind, as I speak pros my friends "This bid to forget things it is good, why u forget the Q is bad tb kkkkk" jokes the part I attended a lecture spare concussion (small giving brain caused by impact) of 15 symptoms presented by the expert, I was 12! More to the Q! For example, this Q law prohibits. serum take fighters is a crime to the brain of the fighters, because when u lose dehydrates liquid tb in the brain, much in increasing the chance of having severe brain damage as a result of the blows! "! It has several of my friends, Q is very different from the old days" are stuck half-mad "and now who will take care of us? Who have not saved some money, will go through difficulties unfortunately we do not have any help at all! All on our own Phone Post 3.0

Haha! Mike...brilliant minds my friend! Phone Post 3.0

Archie you are slow.

ok, so to sum that up:

some dude thinks the iv ban is bad. Phone Post 3.0

OldSchoolMike - Archie you are slow.
Chris is slower.. Phone Post 3.0

Something along the lines of fix your fucking site IMO

If you hadn't banned him, Ninoplatta could have translated this for you.

I can say "This is my report on Portugal" 

Never_rolled - Oi voce fala. It says the website and app need fixing. Phone Post 3.0
The bit at the bottom says something about "reading the many threads your users have made about the imaginary update, instead of creating new threads and treating people who pay you money to post on here like shit and completely ignoring them."

My Portuguese is rusty, but that's the general translation. Phone Post 3.0