This is a serious thread so if anyone wants to troll you can pick up your hat and coat at the door and get the fuck out.
Arianny Celeste is the Royce Gracie of ring girls and it's high time she is recognised accordingly with entry into the UFC Hall of Fame.
Ms Celeste is the best at what she does. She has turned carrying a numbered card around the octagon wearing next to nothing into an artform. Bringing feminist professionalism to a mainly testosterone driven sport, Arianny is a pioneer, a regular Columbus sailing uncharted waters.
While many hotter ring girls have fallen by the wayside, when she is not incarcerated you can always count on seeing Arianny ringside blowing her trademark kisses. Her magnetic effect on the male sex has led to her bedding alpha males like Tiki Ghosn as well as a bevy of IndoPakistani merchant bankers.
Arianny is known for her knockout looks. A million dollar ass that is SO FLAT you could accurately land a harrier jumpjet on its expanse. A Botox injected face SO SWOLL the victims of the Titanic could safely float back to Southhampton . A personality SO WARM that she could've convinced the residents of 1939 Germany to celebrate Yom Kippur while watching episodes of Seinfeld.
A true Bo Jackson of her art, Celeste has endeavors outside of the 8 sided cage. An aspiring pop singer with potential hits such as "Fight to Love Me" and an outstanding cover of Tammy Wynette's "Stand By Your Man", Arianny has shown immense talent and understanding of the musical arts. Most recently, a lifelong passion for Llamas and other Andean pack animals has consumed much of her time. Her versatile talents have led Nike to market a localised "Arianny Knows" campaign back in her ethnic and spiritual home, the slums of the Philippines.
So Dana White, you really owe we, the fans, some sort of reconciliation after bismirching the good name of the true people's champ, Jon 'Soul Train' Jones. Inducting Arianny is the only way you can make it up to us.
The following hashtag can be used on twitter:
#abroadindahall2012 
F*ck off
If womens mma didn...
wait what the shit?
NO
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Grab your hat and coat brah 
why dont u keep kissing her ass maybe u will get an autograph
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JakeTheMuss - This is a serious thread so if anyone wants to troll you can pick up your hat and coat at the door and get the fuck out.
Arianny Celeste is the Royce Gracie of ring girls and it's high time she is recognised accordingly with entry into the UFC Hall of Fame.
Ms Celeste is the best at what she does. She has turned carrying a numbered card around the octagon wearing next to nothing into an artform. Bringing feminist professionalism to a mainly testosterone driven sport, Arianny is a pioneer, a regular Columbus sailing uncharted waters.
While many hotter ring girls have fallen by the wayside, when she is not incarcerated you can always count on seeing Arianny ringside blowing her trademark kisses. Her magnetic effect on the male sex has led to her bedding alpha males like Tiki Ghosn as well as a bevy of IndoPakistani merchant bankers.
Arianny is known for her knockout looks. A million dollar ass that is SO FLAT you could accurately land a harrier jumpjet on its expanse. A Botox injected face SO SWOLL the victims of the Titanic could safely float back to Southhampton . A personality SO WARM that she could've convinced the residents of 1939 Germany to celebrate Yom Kippur while watching episodes of Seinfeld.
A true Bo Jackson of her art, Celeste has endeavors outside of the 8 sided cage. An aspiring pop singer with potential hits such as "Fight to Love Me" and an outstanding cover of Tammy Wynette's "Stand By Your Man", Arianny has shown immense talent and understanding of the musical arts. Most recently, a lifelong passion for Llamas and other Andean pack animals has consumed much of her time. Her versatile talents have led Nike to market a localised "Arianny Knows" campaign back in her ethnic and spiritual home, the slums of the Philippines.
So Dana White, you really owe we, the fans, some sort of reconciliation after bismirching the good name of the true people's champ, Jon 'Soul Train' Jones. Inducting Arianny is the only way you can make it up to us.
The following hashtag can be used on twitter:
#abroadindahall2012
Didn't read
Also ban this faggot for not posting pics. Rules cunt!!!!
Hall of shame ass and singing
This why the UG has become a joke
Pancake Syrup - F*ck off
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Radio Raheem -
lol those sunglasses did some matrix style shit
KevinMcAllister -JakeTheMuss - By posting you have effectively signed. I am compiling a petition list and will add your usernames to send to DFWJr.
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Don't tell me what to do, Kevin.
She's actually the Rosa Parks of ring card girls. Get it right OP
If your gonna troll, you need to write something people will read.
Holy shit. I read all of it and it was fucking hilarious. Do another one!
You crossed the 100 character barrier bro. You blew through it like a Boeing doing a Lockheed Martin reverse cowgirl in a jetstream bubblebath. Go to e-jail, do not collect 200 readers.