ATTN: British Bisping Nutswingers

I fully understand that you lot are looking for a bad ass representative of your country in this sport.

But Bisping isn't it. He's not exciting, he doesn't bring a killer instinct and he doesn't represent your country well.

The man above... my god this Semtex. A completely different level of effective brutal aggression. Not cocky like Bisping, not a boring slow-starter like Bisping. Knockout power that Bisping only wishes he had in his command.

This is your man, England. THIS SEMTEX.