Attn: HammerHouse Fan

Your name does not fool me holmes! I am the biggest Hammer House fan!

War Coleman!

Capn, dont tell Kohler! Please do not tell Kohler! Dammit, now I gotta leave San Diego!

Goes and packs suitcase

Good luck to Charlie "Seamus619fan" Kohler tonight!

It is a dark day for all of us! :(