Jeremy, man, ya can't let the ladies bring ya down! I know it's hard, but judging from what you've said, it's because of all the women that left you in a bad situation! I know it can be incredibly hard to let 'em go for a bit, but so far they've all messed up your life! Everything from the ones that kicked you out of their place, to the lifeguard that met you behind the house!
Save the "Ladies man" persona for later!